PeakZebra Static WP My Static WordPress Blog Sat, 07 Aug 2021 22:31:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Neve-r Have So Many Sat, 07 Aug 2021 22:31:11 +0000 Read More »Neve-r Have So Many]]> Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow meow, i tell my human so poop on floor and watch human clean up play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard, or wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail murr i hate humans they are so annoying i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow stare out cat door then go back inside. Sleep nap caticus cuteicus soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr catto munch salmono. 

Immediately regret falling into bathtub meowwww stare at ceiling. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . 

Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Lies down instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason nyaa nyaa the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws so kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Cats are a queer kind of folk. Rub face on owner do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life drink water out of the faucet chew on cable, so scratch. Mrow push your water glass on the floor so loves cheeseburgers or litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me for russian blue so lick human with sandpaper tongue. Dead stare with ears cocked knock over christmas tree funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you sit in box meow to be let out and sun bathe slap kitten brother with paw. Curl into a furry donut is good you understand your place in my world so cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! or lick human with sandpaper tongue. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now stare at guinea pigs. Eats owners hair then claws head walk on a keyboard, yet bawl under human beds, and attack like a vicious monster then cats take over the world for lick butt. Kitty time enslave the hooman meow and walk away, if it fits, i sits. Hell is other people. And sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not play with twist ties run around the house at 4 in the morning flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Has closed eyes but still sees you cat is love, cat is life. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff for with tail in the air. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that . Lick plastic bags cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws but ptracy. Eat the rubberband just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now yet fat baby cat best buddy little guy murr i hate humans they are so annoying run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Drink from the toilet.

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Hello world! Mon, 28 Jun 2021 15:03:01 +0000 Read More »Hello world!]]> This is a static website, actually. Or mostly static. There’s a description of what’s going on here.

Obviously, there’s not going to be a whole lot of content over here on this site, at least for now. The content here is just placeholder content to experiment as I fine tune the wordpress+static concept.

Presently, the initial generation of the static site seems to work ok, but I need to find a way to show the files updating as they are written, so that the page doesn’t sit there doing nothing.

Additionally, the individual page updates are working but something is getting fouled up with the header. Not sure what’s going on there, but I do fool around with the header in a couple of places, so I’m sure it’s somewhere in those sections of code. — Problem had to do with differences in the way that each theme handles whatever follows the markup for the wpadminbar.

I’m not entirely sure that the part where I set the cache timeout to 0 is actually working. Need to follow up on that.

Search seems to be working properly.

Today we’ll see about comments. And go on a bit of a hunt for other bugs.

OK, pagebanger didn’t work when I updated this page, so I’ve got to track that baby down. OK, one problem was that I wasn’t pulling the wp subdir name, but instead had it hardcoded… So, lots of futzing with getting the right pathname for the file that we’re writing to the static directory, but possibly I’ve got it now. x y z

But have to investigate problem where I’m writing static versions while still editing on the back end, which creates static pages that look like you could edit with them.

And at some point very soon I need to combine a couple of things that I’ve so far handled as separate plugins. But since they do some very similar functions, it’s time for a nice, healthy refactoring.

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